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Spot the difference between the 2000AD aliens and the Lib Dem leader . . .

Do the Kleggs from 2000AD have anything in common with the Cleggs and their followers?

The Kleggs

1 Alien mercenaries in the comic 2000AD

2 Green, scaly skin

3 Only accept payment in meat

4 Outlawed from Mega-City One

5 Like to eat their foes

6 Citizens commanded by Judge Dredd to kill all Kleggs on sight

7 Klegg ruling class have had an education

8 Briefly had an alliance with Sino-Cit

9 Monolingual: talks in grunts

10 Their battle cry is “Klegg-Hai”

The Cleggs

1 Misty-eyed optimists in the election 2010AD

2 Orange, smooth skin

3 Accept payment only in carbon credits

4 Outlawed from the electoral system

5 Like to offer their foes an amnesty

6 Citizens commanded by Judge Dave to kill all Cleggs on sight

7 Clegg ruling class have had a private education

8 Briefly had an alliance with Gordo-Lab

9 Multilingual: reportedly speaks five languages

10 Their battle cry is “Let’s give it a jolly good go”

John Crace

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