Posts tagged ‘murmurs’

THE YOUNGEST CHILD: You guys, does tonight seem . . . different? (A beat.) THE MOTHER: Different how, honey? THE YOUNGEST CHILD: Nothing. It’s not different. Never mind. THE MOTHER: No, if there’s something— THE OLDEST CHILD: You always do this. THE MOTHER: Let her— THE YOUNGEST . . .Read the whole article at The Newyorker

Woody Allen: Udder Madness

January 21st, 2010

An article published . . . by the Centers for Disease Control [reported] that about 20 people a year are killed by cows in the United States. . . . In 16 cases, “the animal was deemed to have purposefully struck the victim,” the report states. . . . All but one victim died from [...]