Paul Simms: For Immediate Release

Posted September 14th, 2009 by

Paul Simms: For Immediate ReleaseAlex Kerner (C.E.O., C.O.O., chairman, and president of Alex Kerner’s Personal Life, Inc.) announced today a wide-ranging restructuring of his imaginary company’s upper management.
Tim Williams, a member of the company in varying capacities for five years, has been promoted to Best Friend, and he . . .


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