Charlie Sheen

2. If you’re winning, this must not be a child custody hearing. The only time your kids get to see you is in reruns don’t you want to live to see their first 12 steps? Jeff Ross

3. Brooke Mueller is not very bright unless Charlie throws a lamp at her. Mike Tyson, your opponents spent more time bleeding in the corner than Charlie’s ex wives. Jeff Ross

5. Charlie still hasn’t hit rock bottom, he’s is looking forward to it though because he thinks there’s a rock there. Steve-O

7. It’s amazing, after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids. Kate Walsh

I usually like this kind of humor, the highly-offensive shock value stuff, but for me and idk about anyone else, making fun of Michael J. Fox isn’t funny. Sorry guys, Marty Mcfly can’t be touched.

I think the Caylee Anthony one is more offensive than the Michael J. Fox. I love Michael J. Fox (as a fellow Canadian, I think I legally have to) but that joke was funny.

I don’t like this kind of humor, and you’re right making fun of Michael J. Fox is not cool. Dating myself here, but I miss the Dean Martin roasts. (Then again, I was a kid when they were on, and possibly most jokes went over my head and they were meaner than I remember.)

I went back and watched a few. Incredibly dated, and hokier than you prolly remember. Today’s maybe be more crude, but I doubt Dean’s were much funnier.

Meh a lot of these jokes seemed to make fun of others in the process .Like bringing in Bruce Willis, Brooke Mueller, Michael J. Fox, and Casey Anthony’s child. This was a CHARLIE SHEEN roast the jokes should have focused more on him and leave others out .that’s just my opinion though.

Ouch, a lot of the jokes were at other people’s expense. Steve-O nailed it best with 5 as it’s a jab poked solely at Sheen himself. They’re all funny, but some made me wince and that’s hard to do!

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Mel Gibson

Aside from reaching a custody agreement over the raising of their daughter, the good news here is that Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva can finally get on with their lives.

The Braveheart star and his ex-girlfriend turned up in Los Angeles County Superior Court today where their attorneys officially informed Judge Peter Lichtman that the two have settled their financial child custody issues.

Oksana will be allowed to live in Gibson’s Sherman Oaks, Calif., house until their nearly 2-year-old daughter, Lucia, turns 18. At that point, once she reaches that age, the home will be sold and proceeds will be put in a trust for Lucia.

The Oscar winner also agreed to pay his Russian baby mama $750,000 in three installments $250,000 after the releases have been signed, another $250,000 by September 2013 and a final installment by September, 2016.

Judge Lichtman lastly warned the parties not to do any publication regarding their tumultuous relationship be it a book, hiring a ghost writer to pen a book (or make a movie or an audio tape natch) or the settlement will be void.

But Grigorieva’s lawyer, Daniel Horowitz, did tell reporters that the pianist wanted to resolve the contentious matter for the sake of their daughter.

The musician’s co-counsel, Marvin Garvus, added he hopes in the future that “Mr. Gibson’s career moves on and so will . She has…another CD coming out soon. She is totally devoted as a mom.”

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Haley Joel Osment

Kingdom Hearts and its sequel, the imaginatively titled Kingdom Hearts II, were released on the PlayStation 2 to critical acclaim. Series producer Tetsuya Nomura took the cheery House Of Mouse and mashed it up with Final Fantasy; a mix that should not work but somehow does.

It’s like playing Where’s Wally after swallowing peyote.The main character in Kingdom Hearts, Sora, is joined on a quest by Donald Duck and Goofy. The gameplay is much like that of Final Fantasy, party members can excel in magic or combat, unleash special moves and can gain experience. The quest takes the fearsome trio through thirteen worlds, ten of which are based on Disney movies.

The cast for the series is huge and every major Disney character makes an appearence alongside Cloud, Cid, Wakka, Yuffie, Sephiroth, Squall Leonheart, Tiddus, Auron and even Moogles from the Final Fantasy series.

Square Enix and Disney lavished the games with some the best cut scenes you will ever see, helped by an impressive voice cast with many characters retaining their orginal actors. Billy Zane, David Boreanaz, Mandy Moore, Haley Joel Osment, Hayden Panettiere, Ming Na, James Woods, Mena Suvari and Zach Braff all appear.

I think I have enjoyed the series so much because it’s a little naughty’ with the Disney characters. In this day and age violence is frowned upon by the entertainment giant, so getting Donald Duck to beat someone up is subversive fun. I also enjoy the rather surreal nature of the game. How can you not love a series that, rather than summoning a vengeful god as your special move, allows you to call upon the awesome powers of Simba, the cute cub from the Lion King.

In the Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep Ultimania guide book, Nomura announced the third game, but production has yet to start as the team a busy working on Final Fantasy Versus XIII. Little has been seen on this mythical game and a release date has yet to be set.

Assuming a three year development for Kingdom Hearts III, even if Final Fantasy Versus XIII arrives in 2012 there is a very good chance that the PS3 and Xbox 360 may never see a Kingdom Hearts game.

Dig out your PS2 (or backwards compatible launch PS3) or pick up a bargain price PSP and Birth By Sleep. If you’ve never played a Kingdom Hearts game you are missing out.

I’d like to try this, in a sense to try and remove the dislike I have for both Final Fantasy and Disney. I think it will take quite some time to though

bought these in my recent ps2 game buying frenzy, havnt played them yet but they are near the top of my list. they where some of the most expensive ps2 games to get hold of as well, especially if you want non plat versions

Nice write-up Tuffcub, I had actually forgotten how much I loved these games. I blame that on the huge time since they released one on console, the handheld iterations are of no interest to me.

We shouldn’t discount the possibility of Squeenix doing a HD re-release. They would have to be incredibly stupid not to do this for both KH and Final Fantasy, they have so many studios I’m sure they can find one with nothing better to do.

I’d love HD remakes of these games. Never really gave them any attention even though I’m a huge Square Enix / Final Fantasy fan. My girlfriend loves Disney so this would be a perfect game for us to play together.

It works so well, it’s almost unbelivable and i bet that it didn’t sold more units just because people wouldn’t give it a try!(Disney chars and all ). Sure a few charactes can be annoying and such but it’s got a great story and the gameplay is sick

I was huge fan of the first 2 games and birth by sleep, never got round to playing the Ds and Gba versions but a Kingdom hearts 3 would be great, Just wish it would come out soon.

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Mel Gibson

Gibson plays Walter Black, a successful executive at a toy company who has a problem connecting with his wife, Meredith (Jodie Foster), and his sons, Porter (Anton Yelchin) and Henry (Riley Thomas Stewart). When he can’t stand the depression any longer, Walter does something that at first seems foolish, and then eventually is taken seriously: He comes home with a beaver puppet on his arm and proceeds to talk in a fake Australian accent as the person in charge of Walter’s body.

Everyone laughs when first seeing the beaver, but eventually the characters realize that this man is seriously sick and incapable of dropping the act. At the toy company, his co-workers can’t believe the development, thinking it’s a strange motivation technique. Cherry Jones plays the vice president working for Walter, and she needs to step in when the big boss loses his marbles.

At home, Meredith is flabergasted at her husband’s sickness, and Porter is embarassed and angry that one day he may become just like his father. To let out his frustration, Porter violently bangs his head against the bedroom wall, eventually breaking through the wood to the outside wall. The teenager’s only solace is when he gains the attention of the good-looking high school valedictorian played by Jennifer Lawrence.

The Beaver, directed by Foster and written by Kyle Killen, can’t quite achieve a consistent tempo. At times, it feels like we should laugh at Walter and the beaver, while at other times we feel like crying. Gibson offers a few powerful moments, but is also unable to offer a full characterization. Walter remains as much a mystery at the end of the film as he does at the beginning. This is likely the fault of both actor and screenwriter.

The Beaver is the type of movie that one appreciates for its daring plot, but can’t quite recommend. At 91 minutes, it feels more like a preliminary sketch than a well constructed feature. Still, one hopes it works as some type of first step toward redemption for Gibson, an important filmmaker and not-too-shabby actor who has largely been missing from the silver screen.

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David Duchovny

Looking casual in a black long sleeved top, jeans and orange trainers, Minnie carried her growing little boy on her hip, while Matthew walked alongside.

He has had rumoured dalliances with Halle Berry, Selma Blair, Jennifer Aniston and Kate Winslet over the years, while Minnie has been linked with John Cusack and Matt Damon in the past.

When quizzed about the father’s identity by Jay Leno before the birth in September 2008, she said: ‘I figure, I’m the public person, and he can stay private.’

Minnie has two films coming out later this year, Goats, with Keri Russell, Vera Farmiga and David Duchovny, and Hunky Dory, in which she appears alongside a cast of relative unknowns.

Aww, why is it that when a man is younger he is a “boy toy”? No one would bat an eye at a man 10 yrs older than a woman, and Minnie isn’t even old enough to be his mother. And even if she were, why the labels?? Who cares, as long as they’re happy, they are both adults!

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Brian Austin Green

The kills are great but the film raises a lot of questions but provides no answers. They’ll probably be answered in the next movie. Great for the gore but the story is very lacking.

I thought the movie was a mess. With all the verite camera work, the bad acting from Thomas Dekker, Danielle Harris and im sorry Brian Austin Green, this was a terrible horror movie. The kills were great, but sometimes a little bit dumb, like the 3 cops near the end. That was just stupid. I give this movie a 2.5/10, its really one of the most terrible horror movies of 2011.

who cares that Laid To Rest 2 has bad acting? Nobody watches a slasher flick for acting. you wouldnt care if porn has bad acting. The killer and the deaths are the only reasons to watch slashers. If the killer is scary and the deaths are gory and creative, thats all that should matter.

Damn, Decent FX but everything else about the movie was pure crap. I mean, as horror fans I know we are hungry for good movies, but damn…when we get to the point that we are so hard up to like horror we scrape the bottom of the barrel like this…it’s just sad. And yes, acting and story do count in a slasher movie. Well, except to the people who made this film.

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Michelle Yeoh

Ip Man is a Kung Fu classic, and Echoes of the Rainbow is the heart-warming late-1960s tale that was honoured at the 2010 Berlin International Film Festival. The film run also includes the romantic-comedy Love in a Puff, and The Beast Stalker, a nail-biting drama.

‘These five films represent well the robust Hong Kong film scene,’ said Margaret Fong, Deputy Executive Director of the HKTDC. ‘Hong Kong’s film industry is one of the largest and most dynamic in the world, and the city is recognised globally as Asia’s film business hub.’

Hong Kong is known to many as the Hollywood of the East,’ and its film production ranks first in Asia. In 2009 Hong Kong celebrated a century of filmmaking. Over the decades, the industry has nurtured such internationally celebrated directors as John Woo, Tsui Hark, Johnnie To, Wong Kar-wai and household names such as Jackie Chan, Chow Yun Fat, Tony Leung, Jet Li, Maggie Cheung and Michelle Yeoh.

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Megan Fox

Indeed, these days we aren’t seeing the full bombshell on Fox’s arm, but rather a faded one, like a photo of Marilyn that’s been left out in the sun. Is that really what passes for tattoo removal? I found out. I also found out why so many stars are really getting their ink blasted. The intel may surprise you, because, heck, it surprised me …

Fox, of course, isn’t the first star to try removing or altering a tat. Angelina Jolie famously removed a tattoo of ex Billy Bob Thornton and replaced the image with a tribute to her children. Paris Hilton went through laser removal to get rid of a tattoo honoring ex Nick Carter. Charlie Sheen got Denise Richards’ name removed from his wrist. As for Fox, she says she’s removing the Marilyn ink because it conjures “negative” energy.

The results of Fox’s removal efforts seem almost wasted. After all, in the most recent photos, we still, clearly, can see a Marilyn on Fox’s arm. In fact, rarely do we ever see photos of a celeb tattoo that has been removed with complete success. So does that mean that a tattoo is totally forever?

No. According to Ian Kirby of the Beverly Hills-based removal practice Dr. Tattoff, what you’re seeing isn’t a before or after, but rather, somewhere in between. Too often, when we see a paparazzi photo celebrity’s tattoo “removed,” what we’re really seeing is a star’s body in the middle of the slow process of nixing it.

During a proper removal procedure, “the laser comes in like a hammer and smashes the ink pigment, allowing your body’s immune system to more easily take it away,” Kirby explains. “Your body does half the work in removing a tattoo that way.”

In other words, that faded Marilyn we’re seeing? Those are blasted, weakened bits of ink that Fox’s own body is now working to finish off. Eventually, Kirby predicts, “it seems like she’ll probably see a full removal” of the image.

As for why Fox is really removing the image in the first place, sure, maybe she doesn’t want all that “negativity” around. And, yes, a lot of stars remove the tats after a breakup. But here’s another reason that you may not know: Stars hate sitting in a makeup chair. Kirby says that many of the celebs who use Dr. Tattoff tell the doctors there that they want to decrease their time in that makeup chair, so they’re getting their tats, well, off.

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Tea Leoni

Murph himself plays a criminal who is bailed out by Stiller to help the working stiffs figure out how to best go about robbing their billionaire boss (put on house arrest as he stands trial for the ponzi scheme) to get their money back. Are we looking at a possible love scene between Murphy and Sidibe? Check out the trailer, it seems to suggest a little romance.

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Gary Leroy Johnson should probably look up the definition of referee in the dictionary. The 35-year-old Palm Bay, Florida father agreed to referee a fight between his 16-year-old son and another teen in the backyard of

Don’t say the girl doesn’t know how to hustle hard. Minutes after Nicki Minaj walked the black carpet at the 2011 MTV VMAs wearing half of Toys-R-Us and accepted her Moonman for Best Hip-Hop Video, the

We’re probably never going to hear the end of this from the Beliebers. At Ludacris s charity basketball game in Atlanta, Justin Bieber, Steve Nash and a host of other celebs and athletes put on an exhibition

In what can only be described as a fantastical scene ripped from the subconsciousness dreams of most men in America, and perhaps the world, the stars of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, sisters Kourtney, Khloe

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